Thursday, September 24, 2009

ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTely...No Uniformity Makes The DIFFERENCE

ABSOLUT VODKA is introducing, In An ABSOLUT World, There Are No Labels, an initiative where ABSOLUT wants to challenge labels and prejudice to make the world more diverse, vibrant and respectful, and introduces a naked bottle – with no label, but with a lot of attitude. Herb is all about promoting difference and nudity.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

Fade To Black

“Barbie has been an icon for whole generations which is why I really wanted to give a strong sign in step with the times, and dedicate [this] issue to Black Barbie.”-editor of Italian VOGUE magazine Franca Sozzani

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: The iBum Chair

you sit. it photocopies and distributes the photograph to the right of you. Clever. found here

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

A MiLi Pro=Porn In Your Pocket

Mini iPod Video Projector from

Thursday, July 2, 2009

BASQUIAT reebok to be released this fall

yes. another shoe.

talk about a huge package.

they're pillows with a pocket just for condoms that remind you to wrap it up before you hit the sack. yes that last one is banana flavored and the big cloth condom is included.

Found here

Round The Way Girl

kim is it. thanx.

"live ur life off the wall": the Era of Vans

herb likes his bottoms heavy.

listen then download the greatness here

Herb Cleans His Glasses To Spezify The Details

who knew visual euphoria could live in a search engine?

The Real HBIC Does The September Issue

Reigning for a morsel over 20 years, Anna Wintour (along with the backbone of Andre Leon Talley), has controlled the fashion universe (VOGUE magazine: the one that matters anyways). Never before has anyone outside of fashion royalty been allowed to actually witness the sweat, blood, and tears of effort that goes into mastering that world.....Until now of course. With unprecedented access, filmmaker R.J. Cutler’s new film, takes the viewer inside a world they only think they know. Every August a record-breaking number of people cant wait to get their hands on the September issue of Vogue. Be it may, the only name fit for such a film is "The September Issue". Here's the trailer.

Monday, June 29, 2009

i heard it through the grapevine

This Guy Has a Pretty Awesome Blog. He even wrote about Million$Mano, a good friend of Herb. That makes me smile.

click here to follow

Pleasure PrinciPAL. "Spread love, that's what a real ma do".

they're always smiling.
they're the hams of the chicago artist social scene.
they're gettin it crackin.

meet kathryn. she's new here from the "A".

She's a D.J...... Book her she's dope

meet angela. she so crazy.

she loves what she does. but you gotta contact elite to get her info.

tis jacqui.

she brightens up faces for a living. Literally. Schedule an appointment.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Remember The Good Tears

One of my favorites from The King.

The love for Michael creates unity..

Finally Rest in JOY.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

What time is it?

Now if you're into adornments, of course you've seen a nice skeleton watch or two. Perhaps you own a couple.
The 2009 Breguet Classique takes all cakes though and licks frosting with a thousand tounges.. Its from the Grand Complication line and is Jazz inspired. How do you like those rubies? Going for about $100,000 easy.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,

door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things."

Chloe, Balenciaga, and Chanel. Straight from quiist's lookbook.

celebrar todas las cosas latín

In the midst of the Puerto Rican parades and fests around the world, herb would like to contribute to the celebration. Sofia Maldonado, an artist whose preferred canvas is a skateboard deck did this.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Dancin in the SUNlight.

Average of 98 degrees this week in the GO. (Chicago that is). In the words of Knowledge from Kidz In The Hall, "Go ILL, you know I gots to chill". Indubitably.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Just for Play

I don't indulge in the refreshing burn of soda so much, but just like cloves, this looks good for my image. I'll just pretend. whowouldathunkit?? poshness added to the can. new vintage coke cans are greatness.

Honeycomb Cereal.

set to release this fall. ranging from $700-&5100 depending on size. Inspired by "the traveling wardrobe of an African King".

Shame on Humility, This is a Proud Moment. Arlenis Pena Sosa has the Cover

Ms. Sosa takes the cake for the annual Black Girls Rule Issue of Trace Magazine. Set to hit stands in a couple weeks.

The Story of My Life, Can't Blame It On The Alcohol

Flabbergasted i must say. Found out the The God of Creepy Animation, whom I praise at any open opportunity is "re-imagining", as they say, the story none other than ALICE IN WONDERLAND. Walt Disney Pictures has released the first promotional photos from Tim Burton's 3D re-imagining of Alice in Wonderland . Above you can see the first official photos of Johnny Depp as a freakish looking Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen (”Off With Their Heads”), and Anne Hathaway as The White Queen, looking very pale.
According to USA Today the movie is actually a sequel in some ways. The film begins at a party where Alice, now 17, finds out that she is about to be proposed to in front of hundreds of snooty high society types. She makes a run for it, and of course, ends up following a white rabbit down a hole, back to Wonderland — a place where she visited a decade prior. The White Rabbit is convinced that he has the right girl but Alice doesn’t remember her past visit to Wonderland. The creatures of Wonderland are ready to revolt and are hoping/waiting for Alice to help them, but will she? Can she?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Adler Buckshot Brogue. When Will You STEP Your Game Up?


THE DIVINE 9, Being A Pussy Isn't So Bad

The power of the pussy gets stronger by the minute. Although there are only 9 women listed on Forbes Top 100, the first 4 not only take the throne, but they run the "Queen-dom". Herb, you're merely a peasant.
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Madonna
4. Beyonce
8. Jennifer Aniston
13. Britney Spears
26. Stephanie Meyer
29.Miley Cyrus
40. Ellen DeGeneres

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Dont Touch That Dial. New iPhone To Launch Next July


  • 32GB and 16GB storage (up from the current 16GB and 8GB models)
  • $199 and $299 price points to be maintained
  • 3.2-megapixel camera (up from the current 2-megapixel camera)
  • Video-recording and editing capabilities
  • Ability to send a picture & video via MMS
  • Discontinuation of the metal band surrounding the edge of the device
  • OLED screen
  • 1.5 times the battery life of the current models
  • Double the RAM and processing power
  • Built-in FM transmitter
  • Apple logo on back will glow
  • Rubber-tread backing
  • Sleeker design
  • Built-in compass
  • The camera, GPS, compass and Google map combined will identify photo and inform about photo locations
  • Turn-by-turn directions
  • Keep Up. They're Fine As Hell

    By the way.....never noticed that kim has boobs too, with all the hype about her ass goin on.