Saturday, January 17, 2009

its rude to point.

I WANT ONE, THEY REALLY SHOOT! Talk about ring candy. The Femme Fatale and The Ring Pistol are both 7-shot cylinder revolver rings.


Conceited for a reason? Well the ladies want proof. I first came across this revolutionary form of birth control on It's a condom with a ruler on it, for those who want to show off I assume. THE CONDOMETRIC comes in three flavors- cherry, lime, and banana, and its sold in packages of 3, 6, and 12. It's a product from SPAIN which isn't yet sold in the U.S., but there is a similar product SOLD HERE called the PETER METER that can be purchased for just $3. Herb says every woman should keep a box at their bedside so they no longer have to test unnecessary merch that doesn't reach those hard to reach places as promised.

Friday, January 16, 2009

who is that in the kitchen?

Sample. Drum. Horn. Piano. Bass. Loop. Pretty random words that don't necessarily speak a customary language to most of us, but for Producer Cavan Jackson, as known as ULTRA, this is a pretty habitual form of expression. If you don't know him very well you may think he's considerably the quiet kind, but in actuality, ULTRA is quite opposite of inaudible. As cliche as it may sound, the truth is, he eats, breathes, and sleeps music. Lyrics, he's not so much into. And for those who have heard his beats, many say they tell stories alone without lyrics. I like to categorize ULTRAs' musical genius into something I call HEARSEE. It offers more than a tune but an experience.

Have a listen.
visit Ultra's music page at